When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
While having never invented a sin, I’m trying to perfect several
Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?
Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.
With a rubber duck, you’re never alone. (Esta é po Dr. packenwood)
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
Por ultimo, a verdadeira placa desenmerda-te! Ate admira não ser em portugal
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